Noggle Bridgebreaker

rigorous faith and belief are rewarded on occasions, and richly so

Ha! dat is Angel’s Herald

Nu deze:
In the jungle of war there is always a Lion.

Mageta the Lion

Cowardice is a term invented by those with no cunning.

Ignoble Soldier ofzo toch?
The least popular goblins get the outer caves

Clickslither!

The first explosion that didn't excite goblins.

Ichor Explosion

Originally created to harvest blinkmoths, the _________ are now the silent observers of a dying world.

Piece of cake, Hovermyr.

Five toed grave
-- Kithkin phrase meaning "a giant's footprint"

Crush Underfoot

Don't cross him or you'll end up sleeping with the merfolk.

Frankie Peanuts

"the soul of the world has returned"

Progenitus

Thinking is hard.

Thought Devourer

"Take the bridge, men! Victory! Victory is ou— Retreat! RETREAT!"

Killer Instinct, geniale flavour text

next:

"What am I looking at? Ashes, dead man."

Die is niet heel moeilijk. Prodigal Pyromancer

It's fun. He doesn't need another reason.

Manic Vandal

Its eyes burned nearly blind by the Whitesun, it hunts by metallic gleam.

Glint Hawk

"The emergence of the Eldrazi isn't necessarily a bad thing, as long as you've already lived a fulfilling and complete life without regrets."
—Javad Nasrin, Ondu relic hunter

All Is Dust.

"I lead my horde to the northwest. I won't return until the ice wizards fall and their fiendish contraptions are crushed!"

Lovisa Coldeyes

Funny how money and war travel so well together.

uuuh far moet well zijn haha

Warmonger

Upon such armor, even a mountain would break

Celestial Mantle

"What is it? Um . . . what do you want it to be?"
—Juzba, Izzet tinker

Mizzium Transreliquat

"Who needs the sun when you've got me around?"
-Jaya Ballard, Task Mage

Melting
Een klassieker :

A bored wizard once created a _________ out of a bunny and a piranha. He never made that mistake again.

Vizzerdrix (Niet z'n broer toch?)
Weet even geen leuke.

Ik weet er wel een:

"No more blood shall be spilled to satisfy another's deluded lust for power."

: This cards flavourtext becomes the flavourtext of your choice. (This ability doesn't work because it's flavortext, not rules tekst (but neither does this reminder text so you figure it out).)

Deze mag ik altijd wel.